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If you love having orgasms and have wondered how you can become a sex toy reviewer, you have landed in the right place! Houblonaveyron is currently creating a list of people, just like you, who want to play with sex toys and share your opinions with everyone in the internet-land. However, if you just can’t wait to become a sex toy reviewer, read on for tips on landing your sex toy dream job.
Get on the Short List and Become a Sex Toy Reviewer for Houblonaveyron
As you already may know, Houblonaveyron is an emerging website talking about sex, sex toys, and orgasms. As well as testing out the latest and greatest toys ourselves, we also want a whole range of diverse folks to share their opinions, too! That’s we’re looking for people who want to get their hands-on free sex toys in exchange for thorough and honest reviews.
We’re after adventurous couples, hes, shes, theys, zes, and anyone else in the United States who is 21 years of age or older and wants to get free samples of sex toys and accessories to review. It doesn’t matter if you’re single, coupled, young or young at heart, we need your unique perspective.
Do I Need Special Skills to Become a Sex Toy Reviewer for Houblonaveyron?
You don’t need any special skills in order to become a sex toy reviewer for Houblonaveyron. Nonetheless, we do have the following requirements:
- You must have genitals.
- Have to enjoy having orgasms, or at least trying to get there.
- Be between the ages of 21 and infinity.
- You must be adventurous and willing to try something new and exciting.
- Must be able to express your opinion in words besides “oooooh” and “aaaaah.”
Will I Get Paid for Being a Sex Toy Tester at Houblonaveyron?
If you are chosen to be a sex toy reviewer for ClashReview, don’t quit your day job! We won’t be sending you cash. But you will receive the sex toys you test for free and you’ll get to keep them forever. Who doesn’t want free sex toys? So, if you’re interested in being one of our VIP sex toy testers, fill in the form below!
We hope that you read all our information carefully before applying to the position, so if you made it this far, be sure to enter the secret code word: Big O. This helps us find the people, like you, who are truly interested in becoming a long-term reviewer for Houblonaveyron!
Keep in mind, the more you tell us about yourself and why you’d like to test sex toys for Houblonaveyron, the better chance you’ll have of being part of our exclusive group of sex toy reviewers. No, we don’t need your social security number or penis size, we just want to hear about you.